I know I will.

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Need a little last-minute aid? Try these links for some tasty goodness:

The Turkey People, where you can either email, call, or surf for answers. People, they have a stuffing calculator. And the Butterball University. They know their turkey!

The *Real* Turkey People. Ever wondered just how to deep-fry a turkey? Here you go. In fact, any other major preparation style can be found here.

A slightly elevated version of the Thanksgiving dinner favorites can be found at Epicurious, along with the proper drinks and pairings. I recommend any gratin or tatine. It's all tasty...

I would hate for you to believe I don't sympathize with the vegetarians--but they now have that wonderfully weird concoction Tofurkey, which now can be bought with Tempeh drumsticks!

And, if all else fails: Boston Market, with good food, good pies, and a great preparation schedule for those short on time: call, order, pick up, serve.

Happy Eating--I'll be the one with a ring of pies around me like little satellites, brandishing a fork and a glass of milk as I fend off my sister's attempts to steal one of these beauties.

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Just go here and consider it my gift to you.