Just take away my remotes and call me hopeless...a disgrace to the technological generation to which I belong. I am incapable of programming my cable and VCR to work, in tandem, towards helping me watch as much TV as humanly possible. Since digital cable is of the devil, that stupid converter box-thingy doesn't work to my advantage. I just want all of my shows! Now!

::waaaaaaaaahhh::

If I whinged at them, my parents would tell me that perhaps this is a sign that I don't *need* to watch so much TV, and that it's time to get off my butt and do something else. (That's a paraphrase since they'd never be that crass). On the other hand, I see it as an opportunity to better my situation. Oh yeah. That way may lead to madness, but it's one I embrace willingly and with a dent in the couch the size of my...entire body. Bring it on. I'm ready to be entertained forever.

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There's something called 'gapers' block' or the 'train-wreck syndrome'--an accident happens and you can't help but slow down and look. I admit to being a rubbernecker whilst flying down the Eisenhower, but my crime is more damaging: I watch movies known to be bad. How do I know? I already saw 'em and heaped hatred upon them the first time around. But that's the only acceptable, rational reason I found myself with half my attention on Lestat and Aaliyah and the other half on math. Specifically, GED level A geometry.