2003-06-30 - 5:02 p.m.
36 hours on a boat. In the rain.
2003-06-26 - 9:38 a.m.
This is not a tanning weekend, my friends
2003-06-23 - 9:48 a.m.
I start laughing, and it's either because I find this all funny or the oxygen-deprived eurphoria is setting in.
2003-06-20 - 1:08 p.m.
samba + bacon = happiness
2003-06-19 - 3:58 p.m.
Welcome Home, Momma and Dad!
2003-06-16 - 12:17 p.m.
But obviously, it's not retarding the seperation of asses and their butts.
2003-06-13 - 10:13 a.m.
All AP, all the time
2003-06-12 - 7:45 a.m.
Happy Birthday, Timmy!
2003-06-11 - 10:27 a.m.
Aspirin at the speed of Chickens
2003-06-10 - 1:26 p.m.
A car. On fire!
2003-06-09 - 10:56 a.m.
Chuck Woolery scares me.
2003-06-06 - 8:24 a.m.
How else could I spend the money I just saved?
2003-06-05 - 12:16 p.m.
Happy Brithday, Jane!
2003-06-04 - 11:38 a.m.
My money? All gone.
2003-06-02 - 4:09 p.m.
The bruises? Oh, they're simply lovely. I forgot they could turn those colors!
2003-05-30 - 10:29 a.m.
I was cataloging my injuries in the shower when I got home last night, and I realized I have a list that would make any pimp proud
2003-05-29 - 3:59 p.m.
But home is home, and home is good, and I'm glad I went and even more glad to return
2003-05-28 - 4:40 p.m.
a shortie to tide you over
2003-05-23 - 9:24 a.m.
My suitcase is drunk.
2003-05-22 - 4:22 p.m.
Yay! New Layout!
2003-05-21 - 12:23 p.m.
"86 degrees at 3:43". 10.8 miles down, and I'm *still* not to Harlem. Sweet Jebus.
2003-05-20 - 9:29 a.m.
The reminder of mortality is a swift and painful one, and 9 times out of 10 it's absolutely unexpected.
2003-05-19 - 2:13 p.m.
Despite the fact the lounge/restaurant was covered in dark red velvet, it really was an elegant event.
2003-05-15 - 10:59 a.m.
I'll be more articulate later, once my articulator starts working again.
2003-05-07 - 10:27 a.m.
I have, thus far, not flown further than 10.86m; but I have hope. And a big red balloon.
2003-05-06 - 12:46 p.m.
We have a variety of skill levels every year, and this year my skills have sent me into short center.
2003-05-02 - 9:08 a.m.
There are not words enough to describe HOW GOOD X2 is.
2003-04-30 - 10:55 a.m.
Of course, with the ratio of lightbulbs bright vs. dim, I'll be waiting approximately another 83247293472 years for the next moment of student clarity.
2003-04-28 - 3:01 p.m.
And now a huge, and I mean GIANT, shoutout to my little sister!
2003-04-24 - 10:57 a.m.
Researchin' Peeps
2003-04-23 - 10:49 a.m.
I don't think that advice will be at the forefront of my mind when a shark's gaping maw is lunging forcefully AT MY BODY.
2003-04-15 - 3:08 p.m.
It's funny for the first 15 minutes, and then the Krup You! bat comes out and that's a nice respite...and an excuse to beat the hell out of a clicker-abuser.
2003-04-14 - 2:12 p.m.
We have strands of ever-present clear lights ringing the tree, but each holiday is heralded by the appropriate motif/symbolism.
2003-04-11 - 12:34 p.m.
NEVER. Under any circumstances should you try on capris, cropped/short pants, or anything that does not cover the ankle while wearing black socks that normally work well with a pair of Docs.
2003-04-10 - 3:14 p.m.
I've been surrounded lately by these breath-challenged people, mostly on the trains this week.
2003-04-07 - 11:27 a.m.
My sould has grown deep like the rivers.
2003-04-01 - 3:13 p.m.
Hahaha. Just kidding.
